A World Of My Own
ItsJustLeAlex
I'm French / Dutch, I live in Franceland, I'm 16, and I make videos on the YouTube. If you wanna stalk me, all my links are down below :3 I mostly post stuff that I find funny so umm yeah baii :)

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

"I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (via kushandwizdom)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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"I guess"
- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)